- First aired: October 30, 1982
- Story by: Unrevealed
- Duration: 30 seconds
- Julie McWhirter Dees as Alfalfa and Porky
- Scott Menville as Spanky
- Shavar Ross as Buckwheat
- Peter Cullen as Officer Ed
The boys are swimming in a pond. Officer Ed is in the area, and points their attention to a "no swimming" sign. The boys come up with a clever excuse.
- All of the Rascals, except for Darla, appear in this skit.
- This may be the only 30-second skit to feature Officer Ed.