Ballpoint, Penn., or Bust! is the second half of the 14th episode of Wacky Races. During the race:
- Dick Dastardly sets up a fake train crossing, but the train comes out of the screen and runs over him.
- Rufus Ruffcut leaves a fallen tree in the road, but Red Max cuts through it, and Rock Slag and Gravel Slag use it for a slingshot.
- Dastardly sets up a bridge trap for the Slag Brothers.
- The dragon from the Creepy Coupe approaches Penelope Pitstop, but she whacks him with her parasol.
- The Ant Hill Mob gets caught in one of Professor Pat Pending's soap bubbles.
- Dastardly's tacks deflate Peter Perfect's car, as well as the tires on the Creepy Coupe and the Arkansas Chugabug.
- Dastardly and Muttley recycle the dynamite gag from "See Saw to Arkansas".
- Dastardly uses a fake police siren to force the other racers to stop.
- Compact Pussycat
- Crimson Haybailer
- Bulletproof Bomb