- First aired: November 13, 1982
- Story by: Unknown
- Duration: 11 minutes
- Julie McWhirter Dees as Alfalfa and Porky
- Scott Menville as Spanky
- Shavar Ross as Buckwheat
- Patty Maloney as Darla
- B. J. Ward as Waldo
Darla organizes the school dance, which the boys are reluctant to attend. When Alfalfa learns that Waldo is Darla's dream date, the boys then have a change of heart, and decide to sabotage the event by doing nasty things when Darla dances with Waldo, including "spiking the punch" by adding Tabasco sauce to it.
- When the school dance is under way, Darla wears a party dress and tiara, serving as the queen of the dance. She would also wear a tiara in "Pete's Big Break".
- There were heart-shaped balloons prevalent at the dance. It could be inferred that this was a Valentine's Day dance, and when this episode was rebroadcast on February 12, 1983, Valentine's Day was the following Monday.