• First aired: November 27, 1982
  • Story by: Unrevealed
  • Duration: 30 seconds



Darla conducts a survey, holding a clipboard in her hand, and asks Porky how many meals he eats per day. When Buckwheat interprets Porky's response, Darla faints in shock.


  • The second of three 30-second skits that Darla appears in.
  • The last 30-second skit to use its original background music.
  • When rebroadcast on September 3, 1983, it was the last 30-second skit to be aired on ABC.

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