- First aired: October 23, 1982
- Story by: Unknown
- Duration: 11 minutes
- Julie McWhirter Dees as Alfalfa and Porky
- Scott Menville as Spanky
- Shavar Ross as Buckwheat
- Patty Maloney as Darla
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Darla has baked a cake for the school's annual baking contest. When the day of the contest arrives, Darla has fallen sick, claiming she has "turkey pox", and the boys realized that Darla is doomed. The boys have to quickly come up with a plan -they decide to dress Alfalfa as a girl, wearing a blond wig with pigtails, assuming that the judges have never had any contact with Darla. Things get hectic at the bake-off when Alfalfa's wig comes off, sparking a food fight, and the judges were displeased, disqualifying Darla's entry from the contest.