- First aired: October 23, 1982
- Rebroadcast: November 5, 1983
- Story by: Unknown
- Duration: 11 minutes
- Peter Cullen as Pete
- Patty Maloney as Darla
- Julie McWhirter Dees as Alfalfa and Porky
- Scott Menville as Spanky
- Shavar Ross as Buckwheat
Porky has fallen in love with a blond girl named Julie, the daughter of the owner of the soda shop. Porky wants to go on a date with her, so the Rascals teach Porky some good table manners in preparation for Porky's first date. The gang set up a restaurant in a garage for the big date.
- In one scene, Porky is shown with a jar labeled "H&B Jam". This may be a reference to Hanna-Barbera Productions.
- This episode was later rebroadcast on November 5, 1983, during the second season of the series.
- In August 1984, this episode, along with "Cap'n Spanky's Showboat", were tied for having the most airings on ABC with eight airings apiece.