- First aired: October 30, 1982
- Story by: Unknown
- Duration: 11 minutes
- Julie McWhirter Dees as Alfalfa and Porky
- Scott Menville as Spanky
- Shavar Ross as Buckwheat
- Patty Maloney as Darla
Darla is desperate for an autograph from Greg Groover, a rock musician she has a crush on. Alfalfa feels rejected, so the boys start up a rock band with Alfalfa as the lead singer in an effort to win back Darla's affections. In the end, after Greg's credibility is destroyed, Darla realizes that, as much as she is a fan of Greg Groover, she admires Alfalfa more than a rock star, and then kisses Alfalfa on the cheek, causing him to blush from the neck up.