- First aired: As early as January 9, 1983
- Story by: Unknown
- Duration: 30 seconds
When three of the boys buy ice cream cones at the ice cream parlor, Porky's serving is significantly bigger than the others, which further proves Porky's obsession with food.
- This skit's first appearance was delayed until the second cycle of Episode 3, as early as January 9, 1983. "Sea Song" was aired in the first airing of Episode 3, which would later be designated to Episode 12 for the remainder of the season. There is no certainty whether the 1982 Animators Strike may have resulted in the delay.